Chuck Norris sells Internet plans

by Brint

So.. in Brazil, I've only seen Chuch Norris twice. Once in an ad for an ISP, the other in a subway ad for that same ISP.

Subway:

Internets:

I have a feeling Chuck personally guarentees all speeds by roundhouse kicking internet congestion in the face.

Unfortunately, my speeds will not be comparable. This will be my internet prison for the next four weeks:

Speaking of ads, here's how they discourage smoking: